So, like I expected, Mr. Jones didn’t have any useful sports equipment to help me against zombies. I guess with only having little girls he wouldn’t have grown-up sized football pads or hockey masks or anything. But, I did find this rusty old, I’m guessing, miner’s helmet! Sure it weighs a ton but at least it’s something. If nothing else it might make for a good smashing type weapon.
I also scoured the house for weapons, and though I found rifles I think I’m going to skip on those this trip. Like I said, zombies seem to have decent hearing and even my uncle Jerome could hear a gunshot from a distance. So I think I will try not to draw every zombie from miles around to investigate how tasty I am.
So I looked in the next best arsenal I could find on the farm… The kitchen. So here are my choices. I found this heavy wooden rolling pin, a cast iron pan and this psychotic looking old cleaver. What the spikey end is for I couldn’t say but if zombies could be afraid of its menacing meat tenderizer looking end they would be… huh, a meat tenderizer? Is that what that spikey end is used for? Either way, it’s creepy and dangerous looking. “Look out dead meat. You’re not so tough now are you?”…hmm.
So, it looks like I have some choices to make. What would be my best weapon of choice to take into town for protection?
A. Rolling Pin
B. Cast Iron Pan